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Birthday Quotes
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
~Author Unknown~
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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
~Author Unknown~
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
~Robert Frost~
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
~Jean Paul Richter~
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~Lucille Ball~
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May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
~Author
Unknown~
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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~Charles Schulz~
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations
and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier
~Dan Bennett~
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
~Truman Capote~
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
~Bob Hope~
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First you forget names; then you forget faces;
then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
~Branch Rickey~
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Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
~Dorothy Fulheim~
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
~Herbert Asquith~
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I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
~George Carlin,
Brain Droppings, 1997~
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Last week the candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."
~Stephen Wright~
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
~E.
Joseph Cossman~
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
~Robert Orben~
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Time and Tide wait for no man,
but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
~Robert Frost~
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
~Maurice Chevalier~
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Thirty-five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own free choice
remained thirty-five for years.
~Oscar Wilde~
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Middle age is when you've met so many people
that every new person you meet
reminds you of someone else.
~Ogden Nash~
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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
~Daniel Francois Esprit Auber~
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The secret of
staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
and lie about
your age.
~Lucille ball~
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The older the
fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
~English Proverb~
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Age is
strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don't
mind, it doesn't matter.
~Jack Benny~
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The old
believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything;
the young
know everything.
~Oscar Wilde~
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There are so
many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little;
for
when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
~Rainer
Maria Rilke~
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PLeas'd look
forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
~Alexander Pope~
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Old age is
like everything else. To make a success of it,
you've got to
start young.
~Fred Astaire~
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Whatever with
the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come.
~Lucy Larcom~
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It takes a
long time to grow young.
~Pablo Picasso~
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It is better
to wear out than to rust out.
~Bishop Richard
Cumberland~
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A diplomat is
a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never
remembers her age.
~Robert Frost~
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My Birthday!
what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.
~Thomas
Moore~
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Here's a posy
of flowers, and a basket too,
With Birthday greetings all for you.
~Anonymous~
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Sugar in the
gourd and honey in the horn,
I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
~Anonymous~
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Every human
being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't
original sin.
He's born
with the tragedy that he has to grow up...
a lot of
people don't have the courage to do it.
~Helen Hayes~
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'Tis
education forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent, the tree's incln'd.
~Alexander
Pope~
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